how often do you have sex?
How often is your dad “working late”?
do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw
i havent slept in three days
i always love this part because it means that maleficent had to be like “haha ok i’m gonna cover her with my cape and when they go WHERE IS SHE i’ll be like BOOM TADA”